I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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