Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
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His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
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Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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