I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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