My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
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my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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