i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
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i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
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COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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