I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Randomize
