after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
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I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
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They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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