We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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