i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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