# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
The power of my boobs compel you
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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