Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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