I just made out with a guy for $7.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
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I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
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he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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