i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Randomize
