Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
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It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
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I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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