My first STD was from a foam party
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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