she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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