smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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