It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
So much Jack, so little girl.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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