I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
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Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
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I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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