Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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