Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
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Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
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In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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