My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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