hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
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i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
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Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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