Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
