At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
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she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
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You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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