hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
So much rum. So many feels.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
i think im in europe. pls send help
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