You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I don't think brook has ever known best
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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