oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
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he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
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He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I have fence marks all over my body
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
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