"it" just moved
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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