Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
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Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
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Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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