Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
he was CRYING into my vagina
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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