Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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