I'm really into asian looking animals
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
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well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
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My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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