I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
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that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
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He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
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