She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
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Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
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I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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