Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
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The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
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After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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