I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
don't judge my taste in strippers
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
