I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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