Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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