I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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