hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Floor bacon is actually really good
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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