check it out our google latitudes are spooning
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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