what if every blade of grass was a penis?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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