I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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