covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
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Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
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The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
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