i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
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Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
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So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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