You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
God, I missed his penis.
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