the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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