Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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