i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
We talked him into tasing himself.
So squirting runs in the family.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Dicks are not precious.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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