Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
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She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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