Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
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Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
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Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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