It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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